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Clever Christmas Captions
“Have yourself a Merry little Christmas.”
“Sweater Weather is Better Together.”
“Make it a December to Remember.”
“The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is to Sing Loud for All to Hear.”
“Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!”
“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”
“A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!”
“Christmas is a day of meaning and traditions, a special day spent in the warm circle of family and friends.”
“What did one ornament say to another? ‘I like hanging with you.’”
“The only time of year in which one can sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.”
“Single bells, single bells, single all the way.”
“Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas.”
“Keep Calm and Have a Merry Christmas.”
“Winter is Coming.”
“It’s feeling a lot like Christmas.”
“‘Tis the season.”
“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red.”
“When You Say Blizzard, We Think Dairy Queen.”
“I Hope Rudolph Eats the Naughty List.”
“Merry Elfin Christmas.”
“Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?”
“That’s too small to fit a pony.”
“Being related to me is really the only gift you need. Just saying.”
“Feast mode.”
“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in awhile. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”
“Permanently on the naughty list and loving every minute of it.”
“When someone asks ‘where is your Christmas spirit?’ is it wrong to point to the liquor cabinet?”
“You rock my Christmas socks.”
“Too bad we can’t gift wrap common sense.”
“Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.”
“All is calm, all is bright.”
Clever Christmas Captions For Couples
“In the words of Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is you.”
“It was love at frost sight.”
“Merry elfin’ Christmas.”
“That’s a wrap on our first Christmas together.”
“But first, let us take an elfie.”
“We’ve been 51% nice and 49% naughty.”
“Dear Santa, we can explain…”
“Love you almost as much as I love Christmas cookies.”
“Feast mode: On.”
“I only have ice for you.”
“The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.”
“We’ve got chemis-tree.”
“No laws when you’re drinking for Mr. Claus.”
“We’re only morning people on December 25th.”
“But wait—there’s myrrh.”
“We’re just a couple of candy canes: sweet, and slightly twisted.”
“Making it rein.”
“All you want for Christmas.”
“VIP members of the naughty list.”
Clever Christmas Captions With Family
“You, me, and the Christmas tree. Picked, purchased, and pruned.”
“Christmas is the day that holds all time together.”
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
“As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is.”
“Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it’s Christmas.”
“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”
“Christmas is a holiday that we celebrate not as individuals nor as a nation, but as a human family.”
”A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn’t get into a single argument all day.”
“Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.”
“Remembrance, like a candle, burns brightest at Christmastime.”
“For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.”
At Christmas, all roads lead home.”
“I believe… I believe… It’s silly, but I believe.”
“It’s that special time of year when your whole family gathers together in one place to look at their cellphones.”
“Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even if you’re home.”
“The best Christmas present I got from my husband was a week to do whatever I wanted.”
“My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge.”
“Christmas is a piece of one’s home that one carries in one’s heart.”
“The joy of brightening other lives becomes for us the magic of the holidays.”
“Christmas will always be as long as we stand heart to heart and hand in hand.”
“Christmas is the season of joy, holiday greetings, exchange, gift-giving, and families united.”
“Christmas day is a day of joy and charity.”
“It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”
“At Christmas, play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”
“Christmas is, of course, the time to be home, in heart as well as body.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.”
“Christmas to me is as many people as possible happy.”
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