Here are handpicked funny halloween captions for couples and friends to share online.
Moreover, these horror Halloween captions are cute and short to share with your Halloween pics.
Happy Halloween…!!!
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Short Funny Halloween Captions
Howl ‘bout them apples?
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I’m here for the boos.
Just clownin around.
Mummy of the year
A little bit batty.
Tired mom costume
Bone to be wild.
I’m a haunt mess.
This witch likes wine.
Eat, drink, and be scary!
Resting witch face.
You make me batty.
You better work, witch.
Live. Laugh. Howl.
Creep it real.
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Trick or treat yo’ self.
Here for the boos.
Swish swish, witch.
Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!
You look better with the mask on.
Oh my ghouls!
Life is gourd.
Basic witch.
Meet my boo crew.
Bow down, witches.
If the broom fits, fly it.
Shake your BOOty.
Trick or tequila.
Catch treats, not tricks.
Hot ghoul Halloween!
You bewitch me!
Funny Halloween Captions For Instagram
There’s something about Halloween that just raises my spirit. Or should I say kills it.
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The scariest part of Halloween is the price of my costume.
Halloween: The only holiday where it’s best if you come as you aren’t!
Everyone screamed like a little ghoul when they saw my costume.
Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
You mess with me, you also mess with my flying monkeys.
Tonight the main food groups are candy, candy, and more candy.
Halloween: The only holiday where it’s best if you come as you aren’t!
I can’t be held responsible for stolen candy.
I cannot be held responsible for any missing candy.
Oh! I’m so sorry – I thought that was your costume.
Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.
Never fully dressed without a wand.
Funny Halloween Captions For Friends
Ready for the most epic Halloweekend!
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Ghouls just wanna have fun
I never go anywhere without my ghouls
Too ghoul for school
This is one major monster mash up
Happy Hallow-scream
We’re bad to the boone
We came, we (chain)saw, we conquered
Howling with laughter all night long
Line up your broomsticks
Funny Halloween Captions For Couples
Romeo and Ghouliet.
Hanging with my boo.
Just chilling with my Boo.
I’m happy you didn’t ghost me,
The Jack to my Sally.
Dancing with the devil.
Just call us the HalloQueen and PumKing.
I love you so much it’s scary!
The only person I want to go to Halloweentown with.
The trick to my treat.
I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.
You’re the treat to my trick.
Thanks for always creepin’ it real with me.
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
Thanks for not ghosting me!
We’re all boo’d up.
Always a bloody good time with you.
You’re a zombabe.
Love at first bite.
Hey Boo-tiful.
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
I’d bone you.
You’re just my (blood) type.
I love your guts.
You make me feel like I’m the only ghoul in the world.
You make me batty.
You’re just too gourd to be true.
I’m batty about you.
You’ve got me under your spell.
Funny Ghost Captions For Instagram
Getting in the spirit.
Don’t make me ghost you.
I’m studying eekonomics.
I’m bad and boo-gie.
Whoooooo ghost there?
Haunting my exes.
This is how I exorcise.
I have no body to dance with.
You like my mas-scare-a?
I’m here to lift your spirits.
Wait, you can see me?
More boos, please.
Are you afraid of the dark?
All these ghosts, and I still can’t find a boo.
Peek-a-boo.
I don’t know what I’m booing.
Hi boo. Bye boo.
Came for the party, stayed for the boos.
This is boo sheet.
Who you gonna ????? ????busters!
My favorite kind of pie is boo-berry.
We’re at a dead end.
I can see right through you.
Boo-in it for the ‘gram.
Cute Halloween Captions
I’m not a vampire, I just sparkle naturally.
Just a bunch of hocus pocus.
Mischief managed.
Don’t worry, I’ll never ghost you.
Love at first bite.
Sweet like candy.
Welcome to my lair.
Scream queen.
Pick your poison.
Everyday should be Halloween.
Wishing you a haunting night.
Gone haunting.
What’s up, pumpkin?
This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
Everything’s better with a little magic.
Happy Howl-oween.
Creature feature.
Something wicked this way comes.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Too cute to spook.
Boo from the crew.
HalloQueen
Too ghoul for school.
Bugs and hisses.
You’ve got me under your spell.
Mummy of the year.
Funny Horror Captions
Beware: scroll at your own risk
Don’t look under the bed.
Normal people scare me. Tate, American Horror Story
Be afraid. Very afraid. The Fly
I’m a mouse, duh. Mean Girls
Tonight all the monsters gonna dance. China Anne McClain
Ready to spookify
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