Here are some of the best Halloween one liners to have a fun time this holiday season.
Moreover, these one liners on Halloween include scary, corny, silly lines.
Happy Halloween…!!!
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Funny Halloween One Liners
I do my hair with scare spray on Halloween.
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I’ve got every trick or treat in the book!
It’s the most wonderful time of fear.
A vampire’s favorite fruit is a blood orange.
I’m always creepin’ it real.
Witchful thinking.
Screaming my way into Halloween.
Those costumes are scary good.
You’re my fiend for life.
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Witch and famous.
My costume is eerie-sistible.
Fangs for the memories.
Halloween One Liners For Adults
Happy Hallo-weenie!
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I’ll make you scream.
Bat to the bone.
I decided I’ll be a werewolf this year. I’m a real beast under the sheets.
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
Will you let me lick your Milky Way?
I will gourd my candy with my life!
Nice pumpkins!
I wanna bob for your apples.
You’ve got me under your spell.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
Dirty Halloween Jokes One-Liners
If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.
Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?
I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
I bet I can make you scream tonight.
It’s scary how good you look.
Let’s take this party back to my coffin.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
I could make the hairs on your neck stand up.
Forget your broom, ride me instead?
Call me a pirate and give me that b**ty
Halloween Movie One Liners
I am the pumpkin king. Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
Can I keep you? Casper, Casper
There’s a little witch in all of us. Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic
Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice
It’s Halloween. Everyone’s entitled to one good scare. Sheriff Leigh Brackett, Halloween
Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job. Morticia, The Addams Family
It’s pronounced ‘Fronkensteen.’ Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein
Oh, look. Another glorious morning. Makes me sick! Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Pardon me, boy, is this the Transylvania station? Dr. Frederick Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein
Scary Halloween One Liners
It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus! Max, Hocus Pocus
Have you come to sing pumpkin carols? Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
There’s a little witch in all of us. Alice Hoffman, Practical Magic
You seem a man of good…taste. Count Dracula, Dracula
Listen to them, the children of the night. What music they make! Count Dracula, Dracula
Don’t make me get my flying monkeys.
Hope all the candies don’t go to WAIST.
Say boo and scary on.
Cute Halloween One Liners
I couldn’t scare less about your costume.
I can’t wait to see what my horror-scope says this Halloween!
Hope you’re feeling spook-tacular!
You look a lot like the mummy of the year.
Orange you glad you dressed up for Halloween?
Eat, drink, trick.
All tricks, no treats.
Twix or treat!
Bone to be wild.
It’s time to have some skele-fun.
Corny Halloween One Liners
It’s time to boo-gie!
Ghouls just want to have fun.
You’re my best ghoul-friend.
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
Where my ghouls at?
Looking fa-boo-lous.
Shake your boo-ty!
Boo-yah!
Get in the Halloween spirits!
Silly Halloween One Liners
You need a spoo-key to enter this haunted house.
How do you spell relief? M-A-G-I-C.
All the ghosts looked boo-tiful this Halloween.
Happy Howl-oween!
Live, laugh, scare.
Howl you doing this Halloween?
A cutie that’s a little spooky.
Happy Halloween to my Hallow-queen.
Romeo and Ghouliet.
Boo, Felicia.
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