The holiday season brings with it a lot of fantastic opportunities to share your happy moments on Instagram, and Christmas is just around the corner.
Imagine sharing one of the best times and funny moments on social media, with the funniest caption.
We have listed these funny Christmas captions for Instagram for couples, dogs, baby, etc.
So use them according to your need.
Funny Christmas Tree Captions For Instagram
“The best of all gifts around the Christmas tree is the presence of a happy family wrapped up in each other.”
“O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, How lovely are your branches!”
“He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.”
“Gonna go lay under the Christmas tree to remind my family that I’m a gift.”
“From little seeds grow mighty trees.”
“You know it’s winter when the tree is the only light in the room.”
“Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.”
“The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect!”
“Rockin’ around the Christmas tree!”
Funny Christmas Captions For Couples
“In the words of Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is you.”
“It was love at frost sight.”
“Merry elfin’ Christmas.”
“The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year.”
“That’s a wrap on our first Christmas together.”
“But first, let us take an elfie.”
“Making [S.O.’s name] put me at the top of the tree because I’m a star.”
“The only person I’ll watch Hallmark movies with.”
“What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe.”
“We’ve been 51% nice and 49% naughty.”
“We’ve got chemis-tree.”
“No laws when you’re drinking for Mr. Claus.”
“We’re only morning people on December 25th.”
“But wait—there’s myrrh.”
Funny Christmas Captions For Dogs
“Happy Howl-idays”
“Merry Christmutts”
“Yappy Holidays”
“Santa Paws is comin’ to town…”
“May your Christmas be furry and bright”
“I’m dreaming of a white ChrisMutt”
“I’ve been a furry good dog”
“We woof you a merry Christmas”
“Ho. Ho. Ho. Merry Woofmas!”
“Sealed with a pooch smooch”
“On the fur-st day of Christmas…”
“Santa’s little yelper”
“Deck the halls with frisbees and ball-ies…”
“Oh, Christmas tree or Christmas tree! How tasty are your branches…”
“Have yourself a furry little Christmas”
“Chestnuts roasting by an open fire, Puppy nipping at your nose…”
“Have the ulti-mutt holiday”
“The snuggle is real”
Funny Christmas Captions For Baby
“Santa must be jelly of this cute, round belly.”
“All we want for Christmas is a silent night.”
“Dear Santa, I can explain… (insert photo of massive blowout)”
“Happy Holidays from our brand new elf!”
“On Christmas, we’re morning people… thanks to our newest addition.”
“It was love at frost sight with this Christmas miracle.”
“Current status: Ready for a long winter’s nap.”
“Dear Santa — You can have the cookies, but the milk is mine.”
“On the cute list.”
“All is not calm around here.”
“Our gift arrived just in time for Christmas.”
“Celebrating Baby’s First Christmas.”
“Our pride and Christmas joy!”
“There’s snow place like home with your baby on their first Christmas.”
Funny Christmas Captions From Movies
“He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.”
Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?”
“Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?”
“Why the Hell did you take your shoes off?” – Harry, “Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”
“Max. Help me… I’m feeling.”
“Let’s put the ass back in Christmas! That didn’t come out exactly as I planned it, but you guys get what I mean.”
“I never liked a girl well enough to give her twelve sharp knives.”
“Son of a Nutcracker!”
“I have a cow and I sew. How’s that for hard to relate to?”
“Mother always taught me: never eat singing food”
“It was an ugly tree anyway.”
Funny Christmas Captions With Boyfriend
“It’s beginning to look a lot like our first Christmas together.”
“I was definitely on Santa’s good list this year.”
“Christmas may still be coming, but I’ve already got the best present”
“A magical night with a magical person.”
“You are the jingle to my bell.”
“The first of the rest of my Christmases with you.”
“You are the nut to my cracker.”
“Have your (s)elf a merry little Christmas.”
“love you because you know how to make this spirit bright.”
“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”
“Sweater weather is better together.”
“Meet me under the mistletoe.”
Funny Christmas Captions For Instagram With Friends
“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”
“I don’t know if There’ll Be Snow but Have a Cup of Cheer.”
“Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just one time.”
“Christmas tree o’ Christmas tree, your ornaments are history.”
“Merry Christmas You Cotton Headed Ninnymuggins.”
“Being good for goodness’ sake was not enough motivation.”
“All the jingle ladies.”
“Oh deer.”
“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”
“Believe in your elf.”
“Meet me under the mistletoe.”
“Me everyday: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”
“Smile like you mean it. This is how we earn our presents.”
“If a big, jolly guy grabs you and puts you in a bag, don’t worry: I told Santa I wanted a Good Friend for Christmas.”
“There’ll be parties for hosting, cocktails for toasting, and caroling sung way off key.”
“Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard.”
“Once again, we come to the holiday season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”
“Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
“What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.”
“I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.”
“It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.”
“Sweet but twisted. Does that Make me a Candy Cane?”
I hope you had a fun time, and these funny Christmas captions for Instagram are beneficial for your Instagram engagement.