Here are some of the funny Fathers Day messages to share with your father.
Moreover, these funny messages are for new dad from son, daughter, wife, etc to celebrate father’s day.
Pick suitable funny messages on Father’s Day for greeting cards or notes that fit your requirement.
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Happy Father’s Day…!!!
Funny Dad Quotes From Son
- Dad: Spider-killing superhero.
- A small boy becomes a big man through the influence of a big man who cares about the small boy.
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- Nothing you can do can scare me. I raised three daughters/sons.
- You require love to be a dad, not DNA.
- Dad jokes are how I keep from crying.
- Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. George Lucas
- The older I get, the more my dad seems to learn.
- Dad, I wish I’d inherited your ability to fall asleep anywhere anytime.
- Dad, thanks for saying ‘yes’ when Mom said ‘no.’
- Dad, I have a secret. You’re the best parent. Please don’t tell Mom.
- My dad taught me everything he knows. That’s why I know nothing.
- Thanks again, Dad, for not really killing any of the guys/girls I dated.
- Life doesn’t come with instructions, but it does come with a dad who always answers my calls.
- A father is a banker provided by nature. French Proverb
- The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. Tim Russert
Funny New Dad Quotes
- It’s an ongoing joy being a dad. Liam Neeson
- Never is a man more of a man than when he is the father of a newborn. Matthew McConaughey
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- A father doesn’t tell you that he loves you. He shows you. Dimitri the Stoneheart
- What makes you a man is not the ability to make a child, it’s the courage to raise one. Barak Obama
- One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters. George Herbert
- After waiting for long 9 months, I’m finally relaxed and happy to become a proud daddy of an little angel.
- I’m a father; that’s what matters most. Nothing matters more. Gordon Brown
- Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day. Mike Myers
- Of all the titles I’ve been privileged to have, Dad has always been the best. Ken Norton
- It is not flesh and blood, but heart which makes us fathers and sons. Friedrich von Schiller
Funny Dad Captions For Instagram
- Low-quality pic, high-quality dad.
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- The world’s greatest farter.
- This may sound cheesy, but you’re the greatest, dad.
- I love your bad, I mean dad jokes.
- My gift to you will be to laugh at all your jokes today.
- Worst jokes. Best dad
- The ultimate founding father.
- I inherited all my dad’s good jokes.
- Thanks for saying ‘yes’ when Mom says ‘no.’
- Yoda best, Dad.
- My day one.
- I love you more than pizza so you know it’s real.
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- Thanks for giving me all your good genes.
- Me and my bestie.
- Sorry for all the gray hair I might have caused!
- Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child.
- Dad, thanks for being an awesome farter… I mean, father.
- Thanks for being the cool parent. Don’t tell Mom.
- You’re allowed unlimited dad jokes today.
- I feel bad for other people… I clearly have the best dad.
- Dad, let’s be honest. I’m the reason today is special.
Short Funny Dad Quotes
- You’re so hip, you had a dad bod before it was cool.
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- Dad, you’re the cool parent. But I’ll deny it if you tell Mom.
- Thanks for your genes! I turned out perfect!
- You’ll always be dad to the bone.
- Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.
- We all know I’m your favorite. Mom doesn’t have to know.
- Dad, thanks for saying “yes” whenever Mom said “no.”
- And the “World’s Best Dad” award goes to…
- Everyone always says I look like my dad. I don’t see it.
- Whenever the “check engine” light comes on, you’re the first one I call.
- You’re my favorite parent. (Shh… don’t tell Mom.)
- Happy Father’s Day to the [goat emoji].
Funny Dad Quotes From Movies
- I feel like I’m running a small nursery with someone I used to date. Before Sunset
- A true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart. Zeus, Hercules
- There’s no such thing as ready. You just jump on a moving train and you try not to die. What To Expect When You’ew Expecting
- One day, in 100 years time we’ll be striding out amongst the stars. Wilfred Noble, Doctor Who
- A man who doesn’t spend time with his family can never be a real man. The Godfather
- If you think about your favourite memories, the most important moments of your life … were you alone? The Descendants
- You may not have my name, but you have my blood. Ned Stark, Game of Thrones
Funny Fathers Day Messages From Wife
- A very Happy Father’s Day to you my dear husband. I wonder how to react when I see our kids doing things that I don’t like about you.
- You are the father every kid would love to have but not the father every mother would appreciate to have. Happy Father’s Day.
- Warm wishes on Father’s Day to you my dear. On this occasion, I just wish that you pamper our kids less so that even I can pamper them a little.
- Wishing a very Happy Father’s Day to you my husband. Thanks for spoiling the kids and leaving them for me to correct.
- Happy Father’s Day to you my husband. You make a dad who can always make our kids laugh and their moms go crazy with anger.
- You have always been the father who would party with kids and I had to be the mother who would put them to bed at 8. Happy Father’s Day.
- I love it when our kids and you team up but I hate it when I you all team up against me. Happy Father’s Day to you.
- Warm wishes on Father’s Day to my dearest husband. I really pray that I our kids don’t acquire you bad habits.
- Who says being a father was difficult because when I see you, I feel it’s a cake walk. Happy Father’s Day my dear.
- I don’t know what kind of dads are the best ones but I know for sure that you are amazing. Happy Father’s Day.
Funny Fathers Day Messages From Daughter
- You are the luckiest dad in the world. I’d love to have me as a daughter.
- Happy Father’s Day to my favorite Uber driver.
- Five-star dad. Would definitely listen to his dad jokes again.
- One day, you’re going to put the ‘grand’ in grandpa!
- Orange you glad you have me as your daughter?
- Hey, I love you like a father.
- Sorry for the times I stressed you out when I was in high school.
- He’s awesome. But you know what they say, ‘Like father, like daughter.’
- Please accept this Instagram post as a symbol of my love for you.
- Finding another dad who can grill like you is totally medium-rare.
- I love you more than our dog. Just kidding. Almost.
- To all my weird habits, I want to give you all the credit. To my amazingly wonderful dad, a very Happy Father’s Day to you.
Funny Fathers Day Messages For A Friend
- Happy Father’s Day to a special friend who is like a father to me! Your guidance and support have been invaluable.
- Happy Father’s Day to a special friend who I can always count on. You’re a wonderful father all over the world.
- Happy Father’s Day to a friend who has been like a father to me. I’m so thankful for all of your help and advice.
- Happy Father’s Day to a friend who has been an incredible father-figure to me. You’ve been there for me through it all, and I’m so grateful.
- Happy Father’s Day to a friend who I’ve come to rely on like a father. It means the world to me that you’re always there.
- Happy Father’s Day to a friend who has been like a father to me. You’ve been there for me through thick and thin, and I’m so thankful for that.
- Happy Father’s Day to a friend who has always been there for me through thick and thin. You’re like a father to me.
- Happy Father’s Day to a friend who has always been there for me. Your support and guidance have been invaluable.
- Happy Father’s Day to a special friend who has been like a father to me. You’ve always been in my corner, and I’m so grateful for that.
- Happy Father’s Day to my friend who always offers wise advice. You’re like a father to me, and I’m so thankful for that.
Funny Fathers Day Card Messages
- Well done dad – I turned out awesome!
- Dad, I just wanted to say congratulations, I turned out perfectly.
- I hope your Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before you had us kids.
- Have a great Father’s Day. Love from your favourite financial burden.
- Even though you never bought me a pony, I still love you. Happy Father’s Day!
- Please accept this Father’s Day card as a token of my poverty.
- I was going to give you the most amazing gift ever… then I remembered you already have me.
- You’re by far the best dad I could have asked for…until you start dancing!
- All I can say is that mum had amazing taste to pick you to be our dad!
- Thanks for not leaving me somewhere in a bucket.
- Thanks for not letting me screw up my life.
- You’ve always been my favourite ATM.
- Happy Father’s Day. I’m sorry I spent all of your money!
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